Disclaimer:
Okay, so for those of you physicists out there that will take issue with the ability to package a box of absolutely nothing our lawyers told us to write this disclaimer disclaiming the fact that we cannot actually package a box of complete absolute nothingness. Therefore, we are hereby not responsible for the accidental, intentional, unintentional, improbable, probable, possible, impossible, plausible or implausible inclusion of any non-nothing elements that might otherwise end up inside this box. This includes but is not limited to atmosphere (of any planet) including but not limited to the planet commonly referred to as earth. Sub-atomic, atomic or non-atomic particles of any kind (including but not limited to neutrinos, quarks, muons, leptons, argons, irgons, argyles, pantaloons or anything else) that might actually be inside this box are not to be considered the product described upon this box that has been denoted as the before mentioned “NOTHING”. Product distributed by the weight, volume or lack thereof. Some settling of the non-contents may occur. No caffeine, sugar or non-nutritive sweetener added. Surgeon general's warnings may apply (but you'll have to go look them up). Not to be used by children without adult supervision. Not to be used by adults without adult supervision. Not to be used period. Just don't use it and you shouldn't be able to get yourself or us into any trouble. Well, into any trouble involving this product, which is a package of nothing. Just do nothing with nothing and we should be good.

Zilch is a 8x10x2 box of absolutely nothing, the perfect gift for the person who has everything!