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Zilch is a great gag gift, and some people have suggested buying a box and putting another gift inside, which would make our product like packaging. We can't officially endorse such an idea, because we don't want to undermine the power of the nothing itself, but what you do with it is your choice. If you do chose to put anything inside your box of nothing, it is in no way to be considered part of the nothing, nor does it detract from the box of nothing's inherant nothingness. See disclaimer on the about page.

QUESTIONS & ANSWERS

Q- Who do you think is going to want a box of nothing?
A- The person that has everything.

Q- What can I do with my box of nothing?
A- Nothing. Or give it as a great Christmas gift… (See answer #1)

Q- How much is my box of nothing worth?
A- Oh, that one's easy … Nothing…Well, except for carrying charges.

Q- If I turn my box of nothing upside down, does the nothing fall out?
A- Yes, but when you turn it right side up it automatically refills. Now you can go back to the refrigerator and figure out that mysterious light bulb.

Q- What if I open my box of nothing, how much is it worth then?
A- Ah … Less than nothing. (Unless YOU put something in it…and then it might be worth something, if you aren't too cheap!)

Q- What's in my box of nothing?
A- Ah, just go away!


TESTIMONIALS

“ZILCH™ met my expectations as a gift from someone I didn't think would remember my birthday. It's a fantastic way to show people what you think of them.” - Joel

“What a great product, we gave it to our kids and they just keep asking for more!” - Stacey

“My wife's birthday is coming up and I asked her what she wanted and she said ‘nothing’. I had no idea what to do until I found your product. Thanks for Nothing!” - Todd

“Zilch™--The Box of Nothing--the original, perfect for the beginner Zen enthusiast. Remember there is no spoon in the box.” - Ty